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Sleep Fuel Part 1: A Change of Plans

Young Daniel had what one could call, “a change of plans.” Not the pathetic, apathetic change of plans brought about by a well-reasoned coleslaw of intellectual activity. The “change of plans” Daniel experienced embodied all of the greatness mother-nature had to offer in her ever present, random twiddling with the inhabitants of herself. It was… Continue reading Sleep Fuel Part 1: A Change of Plans

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Intergalactic Probiotics

The day is March 9th, 2069, 30 years since The Ingestion. Life is dull, dark and wet. Repetitive, mundane and high in sodium. I am writing (fortunately for my generation, we still maintain the necessary brain implants to access the rudimentary programs such as Scribe) to preserve the last thoughts of man, a diary of memories… Continue reading Intergalactic Probiotics

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In the mood for love: the chicken who felt quite inadequate

This following tale was related to me by a flower gardener by the name of Ms. Pipa Johnson. When I was still a lad and had many a walks to come, my father refused to purchase the begonias for the shop from any other person. He always insisted that Ms. Pipa Johnson had the best.… Continue reading In the mood for love: the chicken who felt quite inadequate

Fish and their lore

Why fish, at times, appear in the bathtub

It would appear that one of the worlds most peculiar phenomenon is that of the appearance of fish, at times, in the bathtub. As a matter of fact, yesterday, whilst enjoying lemon-grass scented bubbles in a vortex of swirling, warm water, three ocre fish arrived to accompany me and my sultry suds. The encounter did not… Continue reading Why fish, at times, appear in the bathtub